Saturday, May 30, 2009

Preface to the second quarter.

In six days i will be a quarter of a century old, and so... i come back to this blog at the turn of the tide. (And i'm gonna be all wizardish and sh*t.) Without confirmation as to what the future holds, i can only anticipate change in some form.
In six days, a new blog will emerge. It will seem much the same, but those with keen minds may spot changes. (A blog with less swearing... maybe... censored at least.) The many paths to my mind are treacherous, and not to be traveled lightly. I return to offer my guidance to those who would seek it. Even with my guidance, many of you will get lost along the way. You will encounter darkness. If you do not trust in my vision, you will lose the path. (You will encounter shenanigans and tomfoolery.) If you are weak, you will find no reward. (If you're a douche, you're not invited.) This journey is yours to take only if you should choose it. We shall embark in six days time. Prepare yourselves. (bring snacks.) I look forward to our journey.

-Brandon