Here's some abstract statements i have imagined different people i know saying to me. I'm not gonna say who goes with what.
"I'm a piece of cardboard floating in the ocean."
"I'm a dead pixel in the lower left quadrant of your computer monitor."
"I'm a mostly empty bottle in the backseat of your car."
"I'm a howling wolf printed on a used t-shirt."
"I'm a howling wolf printed on a used t-shirt."
"I'm a 1989 quarter on the floor of an arcade."
"I'm a supporting character in a recent George Lucas film."
"I'm a supporting character in a recent George Lucas film."
"I'm a fortune telling machine at the amusement park."
"I'm leftover Asian food in the fridge."
"I'm a Looney Tunes tattoo on a middle aged man."
"I'm the last clear/white bear in your bag of gummy bears."
"I'm leftover Asian food in the fridge."
"I'm a Looney Tunes tattoo on a middle aged man."
"I'm the last clear/white bear in your bag of gummy bears."
Consider yourselves objectified.
2 comments:
i'm the howling wolf on a used t-shirt. because when i looked at it, t-shirt looked like t-risha. same same. i don't want you to tell me i'm right or wrong, i just want to tell you which one i am.
i'm a chocolate-dipped strawberry stuck to a paper doily
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